SOO.... funny!

So I came across this and I thought it was so funny!! I have probably said almost all of these to Ray this week! and I thought I would share a laugh with all the married women out there!

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "Fine" (refer to #1).

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing).

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (Unless she says 'Thanks a lot'- that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'youre welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever' [#8])

8)Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F-- You!!

9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.

anyways, enjoy... or not.. your choice!